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Using the
Wrong Words
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TECH WITHOUT THE TECHNOBABBLE

Smart homes, home servers, AI and useful tech — explained for normal people.

Martyn, the face behind On Porpoise
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Smart Homes

Home Assistant, Zigbee, Matter and automations.

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Home Servers

Proxmox, networking and your very own home lab.

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AI

Local AI, useful tools and a few experiments.

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Useful Tech

Reviews, tutorials and less annoying technology.

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Martyn

The human behind the porpoise

Hi, I’m Martyn.

I’ve spent years working in IT. I created Wrong Words on Porpoise to explain technology without assuming everyone already speaks fluent geek.

Here you’ll find things to try, things I’ve learned, and the occasional wrong word. All on porpoise, obviously.